Played by: Marc Price

Every big man on campus needs a nerdy sidekick, and every family sitcom needs that neighbor that seems to like their house better than his or her own (except Kimmy Gibbler—no one needed her). Enter Skippy, the Screech to Alex's Zack Morris. Geeky, hapless, endearing, endowed with an unfortunate government name, Skip meets everything on the sidekick checklist, and thus deserves a place in the pantheon of great sitcom best friends. Rate this kid correctly.