Director: Bruce Conner
Running time: 12 minutes
Where you can watch it: YouTube

Why it's unavailable: A god among men, Bruce Conner had no respect for copywrite laws, and made his movies by taking footage from pre-existing properties.

Why you should watch: A MOVIE, in addition to being a text of biblical importance for followers of experimental movies, is packed with ideas and in love with the possibilities of cinema. He sets up punchlines and idea collisions through purposeful editing to create a short film that's a parody of the average Hollywood movie. It's also a love letter. Because it's both, it's brilliant.