How you'll get busted: Your gut will literally bust.
Penalty: From fever to vomiting blood, the possibilities are endless in a very horrible way

Food poisoning is one of the few ways to get kicked out of a tailgate without being escorted away by security. When you look as green as your Philadelphia Eagles throwback jersey, it's time to sprint out of there like Michael Vick breaking the pocket. Besides subway cars and public restrooms, there's no worse place to eat than a filthy parking lot, which is why you should never trust homemade macaroni salad and always make sure your chicken sandwich is cooked all the way through. If not, you'll look as miserable as Tony Romo in January.