Maker: Pillsbury

If you have a package of cookie dough and a sharp object, you've won. Just because you're baked, doesn't mean your cookies have to follow suit. Raw cookie dough is the way cookies were meant to be enjoyed, but you know, the health nuts started tripping about salmonella, so you've been told to burn your dough while we burn your blunts. But chocolate chip cookie dough came before chocolate chip cookies, so that shit wins on the basis of seniority.