Back in the day, Helen Mirren, aka the most gracefully aged woman in history, used to grace an amusement park with her regal presence. The spot was called The Kursaal, which just rolls off the tongue. We'd call her a "barker" stateside, but in good ol' Essex, she was a "blagger". Reportedly, this led a number of young gentlemen to respond, "I'd blag-her any day." [Ed. Note—Sorry for that one. He just can't help himself.]