Playboy's Miss November 1981, Shannon Tweed, plays "The Love Goddess," a barely clothed object of lust in this flick about a dead porn star (Sally "Hot Lips" Kellerman) who has to help a nerdy 14-year-old virgin (Patrick Dempsey) get a piece before she can rest in peace. 

From the vantage point of 2013, the '80s are a shitshow that no college theme party could ever recreate.