The gravel-voiced action icon has a history of DUIs as well as plain ol’ drunken misbehavior, like taking his shirt off in strip clubs because, we suppose, there’s no better way to thank strippers for their dedicated hard work than going topless in solidarity.

Then there are the times Sutherland bought into his own press and handled certain situations Jack Bauer-style to account for. In ’09 he head-butted a fashion designer who allegedly made a lewd comment to his good friend Brooke Shields. And in 2006, while partying with the band he manages at a London hotel, Kief Bauer spotted what we can only assume was a suspicious looking Christmas tree and, in the name of "justice first, questions later," he tackled and smashed it around the lobby—but not before first promising the staff he’d pay for it, of course.