Author: Charlene Christie
Illustrator: Peipei
Published: 2012
We are down with Michelle Obama's healthy eating crusade. We are even somewhat down with Mayor Bloomberg's soda ban. But the very fabric of Christmas is caked in sugar and slathered in butter. Overzealous parents who want to make their children feel awful for being a little husky all year round now have a new piece of ammunition. Let us raise our yuletide celery sticks in joy.
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