A first date is your shot to shine, and you're not about to blow it with the truth. Does Romney really have "binders full of women" he considered for cabinet jobs? Or was that maybe a slight exaggeration?

Unfortunately for Obama and Romney, countless news sources will be on their ass if they tell even the tiniest fib. But just because you're not running for office, it doesn't mean you can finagle your way out of fact-checking all together.

After a few months of dating, she'll find out your "passion for charity" doesn't extend beyond the community service you did when you got arrested for shoplifting at 17, and if the "business" you manage is burning bootleg DVDs in your basement, she's gonna be pissed.