Fundamentalist Group Warns Against Vegetarianism and Postmodernism

It looks like children were right: Vegetables are pure evil.

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A fundamentalist group outside of Comic-Con this year was distributing pamphlets on how to avoid falling susceptible to demonic possession, and the "hobbies" to avoid were raising eyebrows. The list includes, but isn't limited to, "vegetarianism," "yoga," "video games" and "rock music." "Lycanthropy" and "necromancy" are found on the list, so troubling news for you werewolves and dead-raisers.

Also among the forbidden hobbies is "postmodernism." If that's the case, a visit to the Museum of Modern Art puts your soul in serious jeopardy. 

Oh, and avoid "Halloween." It's just a matter of time before all of those little kids in Disney costumes are possessed by demons.  

[via The Huffington Post]

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