Ever since The Lost Boyz hit "Renee," we thought ghetto love meant a candlelight dinner with your shorty, but the Wayans brothers' Don't Be a Menace... made one thing clear: That's not where it's at. Ghetto love is actually acrobatic tuck-and-rolling and paranoid pumping while holding a Desert Eagle in one hand and a revolver in the other and haphazardly firing both as you explode over the edge. Emulating Wayans' bizzare facial expressions is optional.