Date: Feb. 27, 2011

“I threw my boot at him, Jerry Springer style, and nailed him in the face. It broke his glasses and cut his face and bruised it up real good!” That’s the description Senior Cpl. Cat Lafitte posted on Facebook to describe her fight with a hospital worker. It was also discovered that she referred to herself as an “Official Bum Roller” on her page, police slang for a cop who deals with the homeless. Classy. The Dallas police department dropped her and opened an investigation into the hospital incident.