2. In a Flask in Your Boot

This bad-ass habit was made famous by hard-nosed folk of all stripes, from soldiers to cowboys, back in the days when America was America. And while no one seems to wear cowboy boots unironically these days, do your forefathers the honor and shove some whiskey in your shoes. It's your duty. If you're more of a Dave Matthews Band dude than a Charlie Daniel's Band dude, you might want to check out these Reef Dram Flask Sandals. For the douchebag in your life.