Ballin'

Strip Club: Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
City: New York
Address: 641 West 51st St.
Website: hustlerny.com

And the award for skeeziest strip club reviewer ever goes to Ric T. He advises that you "freeball it in linen pants or sweat pants to make sure both you and her have a good time!". Of course, when you freeball it, it's best to be with a dancer who will have you "like the washington monument."