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Strip Club: Booby Trap
City: Miami
Address: 5922 South Dixie Hwy.
Website: stripclubdoral.com

"I saw men act like chimps smacking asses like forest fires. I felt like I was the wolf from those Tex Avery cartoons."

We've been sitting with these sentences for some time now, explicating the figurative language. But really though, "chimps smacking asses like forest fires," is poetry so deep we fell in and got lost.