The Forbes 500s

Strip Club: Rick's Cabaret
City: New York
Address: 50 West 33rd St.
Website: ricksnyc.com

And Haley M., please accept this review for douchiest female strip club reviewer. Your vivid description of your friend, "who happens to have forbes-status amounts of money," is so horrible we're laughing to keep from crying.

[Editor's Note—For a douche-less look at Rick's, please see this piece.]