9. Marilyn Monroe's Gold Pumps

Price: $18,000

This is the only seller on eBay we came across who actually seems to be unaware of the worth of what they're selling. These are Marilyn mutha-effin' Monroe's shoes! The personal gold high heels of the biggest movie star of this decade! There are people selling Marilyn's used Q-tips for more than these shoes! Now show the deceased a little respect and kick the price up to a respectable six figures.