Mario Kart

Man, Nintendo brings all the fun! Next on our list is the kart racer to end all kart racers.

Mario Kart is the ultimate party game by itself when everyone has their act together. Add a few dozen drinks to the festivities send the kids to bed and take over the controllers. Yeah, shit just got real.

Whoever’s the drunk gets to pick Toad (there’re gonna need a speed advantage cause they’re gonna be the shits in every other department.) Flinging green shells and dropping banana peels can be so much more fun with booze, don’t ya think?