14. The Gin Mill

NeighborhoodUpper West Side
442 Amsterdam Ave.

This is the rare place where the girls are just as douchey as the guys. Which might be because the Gin Mill baits fratty clientele with college themed nights where their ID can score them half off already cheap drinks, but we can’t say for sure. We can, however, say this: the odds of either getting into a fight because someone hits on your girl, or because somebody’s girl hits on you, are pretty damn high here. Don't say we didn't warn you.