Viral Date: October 2008

As much as we hate on him, we can't front on one thing: Sean Kingston gets paper. Unfortunately, all that teenie-bop money can't buy dude any smarts. Fresh off a touring trip, JR Rotem's artist chooses to address the rumors of him being broke and having his diamonds stolen by showing on his new jewels and proclaiming that while in China (where there's no internet, of course), he picked up the all-new, never before seen, Blackberry Bold! Too bad it was already out on AT&T.

They do, in fact, have the internet in China.