How to Activate: Enter Justin Bailey at the password screen.

Who or what is Justin Bailey exactly? Nobody knows for certain. But if you entered the name in the password screen, you could see sweet, Samus Aran, wearing nothing but a one-piece suit and a blaster.

Nowadays, EVERYBODY knows that Samus Aran is a lady underneath that bulky power suit. But back in 1986, nope, nobody knew. So finding out back then that “he” was a “she” led to a lot of prepubescent pee-pee’s getting hard. And yes, we can say that. This is the internet, dammit, and that’s pretty tame by its standards. Where’ve you been?