3. Enormous Omelet Sandwich

Served At: Burger King
Life Span: 2005-2005

Burger King stopped making this mammoth breakfast sandwich because they care about us. The Enormous Omelet Sandwich weighed in at 330 milligrams of cholesterol and 1940 milligrams of sodium. We wanted to be crushed under the weight. Seriously, we sprawled out on top of a table at the BK Lounge and, like Giles Corey, said, "More weight." BK deaded the sandwich so that we could live.