As much as we love gameday grub, we know Tailgate Warriors' singular focus on food that can be whipped up in the back of a pickup truck can't do America any good. Guy Fieri is the evil genius host heading the show, which pits football fans against one another in an hour-long hors d'oeuvre battle outside a new stadium each week.
The low-key cuisine featured on the show includes every type of slider imaginable and endless mayo covered starches all with gag-inducingly names like "Fried Cheese with Purple Pride Sauce." We don't even know what that is but it sounds delicious. Dammit, we meant deadly! All we know is, if we start having tailgate parties in lieu of dinners well beyond the Super Bowl, we know who to blame.