Speaking of forbidden sexytime, when it comes to doing the nasty with those that, unlike the aforementioned corpses, are alive and well, animal friends-with-benefits are probably the most obvious variety that haven’t been featured. (Thankfully.) Can we foresee a full-fledged hookup with some horse, cow, or woodland creature that happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time? Probably not. But catching someone on the show that’s a little too comfortable tongue wrestling with their dog? We wouldn’t bet against it.