When it comes to stress, different people have different coping mechanisms. Some like to meditate, others like to exercise, and then there are those for whom there’s no better remedy than simply rubbing one out.

When Drama struggles to tame his nerves before an important shoot, he happens to notice a copy of Maxim in his trailer and proceeds to tend to his anxiety by tending to his wood. However, he neglects one simple rule that all actors should follow when venturing south: Never leave your mic on.