Own the best frame ever created! Needs a loving runner to provide that TLC. Fully articulated humanoid form, complete with optional phallic protrusion. Full options included: Navigation, ADA, and biometric fusion. Only two previous owners, both non-smokers. 

Mileage: 7,455,543 miles (she covers distances at a pretty high clip)

Color: Glowing Blue, Silver

Features: Comes with an AI that never shuts up and doesn’t cook or clean

Sticker Price: $1.2 Billion OBO