5. Cooking Mama

So let's get this straight. This line of Wii, iOS and Nintendo DS games is all about cooking. Your job—should you have absolutely no life—is to follow Mama's instructions and make dish after dish. It's like working for a Emeril if he had no soul except instead of getting paid, you pay 30 bucks. And instead of using actual utensils, you use a WiiMote, stylus or you finger—or you shake your iPad around. We know, we know: Somehow, this is a big seller. But is this game even sanitary? We'll leave that decision to the FDA, but it definitely isn't fun.