The Streetsweeper

1 part vodka
3 parts malt liquor
3 parts lemonade

By now, we've learned our lesson. Acidic, citrusy drinks are the correct mixer for malt liquor, and none prove it quite so beautifully as this. Give one to your friend and don't tell them what's in it. Then, after a few, help them up from the floor and explain that they've been drinking a 40 cocktail. Watch everything come into sharp relief for them. Or not. You know, because they'll be trashed.

Also Watch