A good Nintendo reveal manages to bring jaded gamers to their feet with tears in their eyes. And the unveiling of Twilight Princess at E3 2004 did just that...at least until Miyamoto-san came out and started waving the master sword and shield around as if they were toys. Didn’t he know that those were used to slay Lord Ganondorf? Sure, people ate it up, but it was really painful to watch. It was like us seeing our dads wearing out clothes and then crossing his arms and saying shit like “Wassup, dawg,” and “Big Poppa in the house” and "I'm gonna equip some phat loot." Just...no.

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