11. ALI LARTER AS DARCY SEARS IN VARSITY BLUES (1999)

It must suck to be a punter, or, even worse, a football squad’s offensive tackle. While the plus-sized OT’s blocks that save the quarterback’s ass go underappreciated, the QB celebrates victories in a hot tub with the gorgeous cheerleading captain. If you don’t think that quarterbacks have all the luck, have a look at Ali Larter in Varsity Blues.

As the movie begins, she’s dating the Division I-bound quarterback (Paul Walker), but then an injury ends his career. So what does Larter do? Naturally, she drops her crippled boyfriend, slathers some whipped cream on her nips, and tries to seduce the new QB.

We’re pretty sure her character would try to bang a one-armed midget if the little guy were to toss a pigskin—she’s that thirsty for a play-caller.