Starring: Game
Why it sucks: Not that it matters, but Belly 2: Millionaire Boyz Club has absolutely no connection to Hype Williams’ far better 1998 movie. It’s hip-hop’s version of Halloween III: Season Of The Witch, though that sequel’s incompetence is actually enjoyable despite Michael Myers’ absence.

It’s not that we miss Nas’ vapid acting or Taral Hicks’ sick body (OK, we do miss the latter); Belly 2: Millionaire Boyz Club is just a bad movie that thinks it’s much deeper than it is, and what’s worse than that? Game stars (the movie’s first mistake) as an ex-con who falls for a sexy undercover cop, which apparently is “inspired by a true story.” Considering that Belly 2 has a high body count, we hope the real events weren’t nearly as unaffecting. Now that would be tragic.