As Seen In: Stepford Wives (2004)

If your girlfriend ever starts acting too on point—you know, organizing all your Jordans, whipping up delectable spreads for you and your boys to eat while y'all watch the big game—you may want to check if a heart beats under her bosom. While we wouldn't want our significant other to be made of circuitry, we also wouldn't mind having an auxiliary mate with the same set of twos these women had.