9. There are two hotties for the price of one.

Learned from: The Other Boleyn Girl (2008)
Natalie Portman’s bedroom freakfest with Mila Kunis in Black Swan must’ve spoiled us. We say this because watching Portman co-star with Scarlett Johansson in the 16th century-set The Other Boleyn Girl today isn’t as tantalizing as it was three years ago. We’re still talking about two of Hollywood’s sexiest young actresses talking in posh accents and wearing tight corsets together, though.

If nothing else, costume dramas allow men to fill their daydreams with big screen fantasy girls dressed in antiquated threads, rather than the typical Vicky’s Secret lingerie. The fact that The Other Boleyn Girl supplies a double whammy of old-fashioned steaminess automatically gives it two thumbs up. So what if we can’t name one male character’s name.