We can only judge from what we’ve seen in Gears, but from that evidence we’ll have to assume that Fenix is headed to Wartburg College. Where the fuck is Wartburg, you ask? Well, it’s where the local meatheads and the three 18-year-old girls in Iowa who aren’t pregnant/married go for secondary education. You didn’t expect Mr. “SUCK PAVEMENT” to go to MIT, did you? Not even out of irony.

The thing is, Wartburg has a solid liberal arts program, but of course Marcus would be trying to walk on to their football team, which isn’t too shabby for a D3. He might seem a little old, but that didn't stop this guy!