9. Cletus Delroy Spuckler, The SimpsonsYou can't have a list of country yokels with Cletus from The Simpsons. The dude
is married to a girl named Brandine, who may or may not be his sister (may). He
eats road kill, wears a wifebeater, and talks like a slow-footed dullard. He
also whittles. Cletus is a Confederate flag away from being an extra on Dukes
of Hazard. Speaking of which...