9. Cletus Delroy Spuckler, The Simpsons

You can't have a list of country yokels with Cletus from The Simpsons. The dude is married to a girl named Brandine, who may or may not be his sister (may). He eats road kill, wears a wifebeater, and talks like a slow-footed dullard. He also whittles. Cletus is a Confederate flag away from being an extra on Dukes of Hazard. Speaking of which...