#5: NEXT (2007)
The late, great science fiction writer Philip K. Dick was credited as the inspiration for this convoluted thinking man’s action flick—talk about pissing on a man’s grave. The plot, having something to do with a magician (Cage) who can see into the future, is full of holes, the casting is all wrong (Jessica Biel has all the gravitas of a Playboy bunny reading Shakespeare, and there's no way a magician looking like Cage would nail that) and the stunts are mediocre. Still, Next has a comedic secret weapon that gives the film a reason to be remembered: Cage’s inexplicable coiffure. Dude has a five-head. A portion of the visual effects budget should’ve been spent plastering a “This Space for Rent” sign above his eyebrows.