A class slightly above (and perhaps a bit more artistic than) stripping, burlesque dancing is Kalani's claim to fame, and she's damn good at it, winning the 2009 Miss Exotic World pageant. We assume Kalani got her surname because there are lots of coconuts in Hawaii (more coconuts than spelling teachers, that's for sure!). Or perhaps she was named for her breasts. How crude!

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