10 of the Most Ridiculous Album Reviews on Amazon

Blue Fox is a die hard rocker through and through. He doesn't have time for this R&B bull crap, and Frank's little buddy Tyler stinks too! Sorry, but Channel Orange just doesn't cut it. Less "Sweet Life" and more Cream life please. 

50 Cent out here writing reviews as Jennifer V. Merculief.

His wife left him.

Sometimes I struggle to write two paragraphs for a blog post, and I usually enjoy what I'm writing about. I can't imagine how mad Amazon user "Korianto" had to be to pen this review. He or she is so mad! They absolutely loathe this album, yet can't stop listening to it. I can picture the smug look on their face as they typed that last line about the eyes being censored out, or the Dr. Dre weed joke. Probably looked something like this. 

Lmao.

Good to see that even in the darkest corners of the Amazon review sections, the Task Force is still vigilantly defending Lil B's music. TYBG.

BREAKING: Coloring Book is NOT rap. 

Looked it up and Zune stopped production in 2011, which is way later than I thought. I would not be shocked if they made an ironic comeback, though. If Drake posted a pic on IG with a Zune I guarantee their resale rate goes up 300%.

My favorite part is that he apologizes for taking two years to write this review. Like people were actively waiting for G. Muhammad's Bluestars review. Well, if they were, they found out that Bluestars is utter CRAP, and that G. Muhammad definitely has no Pretty Ricky in his Serato.

Got damn! Johnise' loves Plies and is not here for any of your generalizations. Johnise' is truly the definition of real.