15 Drake-Related Gifts You Can Buy Right Now

Literally October's very own, Drake celebrates his 28th birthday tomorrow, October 24. We know first-hand how difficult finding the perfect gift can be, so we've compiled a list of some Drake-inspired items in honor of the Toronto rapper's big day. While we can't make any promises, but if your friends aren't impressed when opening Drake's freshly reaped soul, maybe you just need new friends.

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Souls R Us, the leading name in online soul sales (we'd assume) promises one freshly reaped Drake soul neatly packaged in a mason jar. Fear not, bare mantles everywhere, for the small price of $15.00, Drake's soul can be yours, and the reviews are overwhelmingly positive.

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Drake has already admitted to being the saddest boy in all of Canada, so it's no surprise he's warmed fans' hearts everywhere. Now, he's here to warm your toes courtesy of CUSTOMCLOTHINGART's Etsy shop.

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We're well aware of the legal complications of skinning your favorite artists to wear as coats, but O MIGHTY offers the next best (but just as creepy) thing in the form of Drake-patterned apparel. Now there's finally enough Drakes to go around.

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Because why wouldn't you want a Drake outlet cover staring at you every time you go to turn off the lights?

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You can put down that self-help book you've been reading, because Drake will always be right at your fingertips.

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Flaunting your wealth with jewelry is cool. Flaunting your emotions, though? That's essential.

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Nothing will ever be the same after you give bae this card.

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CeLOBEbrities earrings need no introduction. Swap out your diamond studs for these Canadian studs because, let's face it, the only thing better than one Drizzy is two.

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No eyes. Just tears flowing from brows. A masterpiece.

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Chastity belts can be expensive, but this pair of underwear from O MIGHTY saves the day because nothing says "back off" quite like an uncomfortable amount of floating, smiling Drake heads do.

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These aren't just any Drake candles, they're Take Care romantic candles. These really set the mood. The mood: sobbing uncontrollably while making love.

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Of course he wouldn't, because Drake's Drake and you... well, you're you. You can do better.

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It's not often we see Drake portrayed as a tough guy, so "Dirty Drake" (written in the style of Dirty Dancing) caught our attention immediately. We're unsure exactly what this means or in what world it makes sense, but props for a vivid imagination, France.

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Drake in the club, Drake in the home, Drake in the bedroom, and now... Drake in the workplace!