Produced By: L.E.S./"Hate Me Now" 12" B-Side
Album: The Lost Tapes
Label: Ill Will/Columbia

This is not a 50 Cent diss. Released in '99, it is an irresistible tabloid story about Brazilian Candy, a chick who'd make Bobby divorce Whitney, whom Nas meets at a Super Bowl party. What happens next would spoil the fun if you've never heard this one before. The number of plot twists under three minutes and the ending make this one of Nas' most underrated story raps.