When it comes down to it, I really only care about two things: offending people and enjoying Marilyn Manson interviews. Lucky for me, these two pastimes very often go hand in hand.
Our beloved god of fuck is currently out and about taking care of presumably annoying press obligations ahead of the release of his new album Heaven Upside Down, meaning we should probably expect a litany of quotables in the weeks ahead. For example, Manson recently provided an update on last week's titillating Justin Bieber story involving alleged excrement-like behavior and ripped off t-shirt designs.
Bieber, apparently, read at least one of the resulting "piece of shit" articles and decided to dive into Manson's iMessage waters with an apology. Generously, the fuck god decided to read this apology text live on the air during an interview with Grant Random on Sirius XM's Octane.
Even better, Manson interrupted Random to read the text using his best Bieber impression, which you can hear at the video's 1:20 mark. Manson's Bieber voice, unsurprisingly, is damn near perfect. I won't spoil Bieber's text here, because you should totally just listen to Manson read it in the video above, but I will provide one tiny spoiler: Bieber kicks off his apology with an all-caps "BRO!" because, well, of fucking course. Manson also revealed his initial one word reply, "Words."
As Manson later revealed during an interview with Howard Stern, the text exchange continued:
Manson also clarified that he wasn't "out to get" Bieber, but that all those hilarious "piece of shit" articles had crafted a "fake feud" between the two.
Blah blah blah. Let's get the clearly inevitable Marilyn Manson x Justin Bieber x Lil Uzi Vert collab album rolling, please.
