The 50 Grossest Rap Lyrics of All Time

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Song: A$AP Mob f/ Flatbush Zombie "Bath Salt" (2012)

Willy Wonka Candy Semen seems like a product you could buy for a bachelorette party from Spencer's Gifts in the mall in the '90s. Panty sniffing is a marker for sociopathic behavior. We hope A$AP Ant doesn't let this sexual fetish ruin his life.

Song: "Nothing To Me" (2013)

Many artists have equated themselves to Pacquiao for the way they "beat" the "pussy" up. Juelz goes one step further by saying that a particular "pussy" actually resembles Pacquiao. Very pinoy.

Song: "Slob On My Knob" (1999)

Mush is a cornmeal pudding, and it's actually pretty good. Why Juicy J is complaining is beyond our comprehension. Stopping mid-coitus because of a smell is one of the worst things that can happen to you. Ladies, it's possible to traumatize your vagina by over-douching. It can mess with the natural bacteria. Don't traumatize your vagina, not for Juicy J, not for anyone.

Song: "Madden On GameCube" (2012)

"Sipping semen" indicates decorum like it's a tea party and instead of tea, it's semen and this unknown lady is holding her pinky up as she puts the tea cup to her lips. Bonus points for the moaning.

Song: D12 "Just Like U" (2004)

Bizarre is encouraging his 8-year-old son to sell drugs and commit incest. It's safe to say someone didn't win the Parent of the Year award.

Song: "Down South" (2012)

What does the first part of this even mean? Is "fish" a euphemism for her never-healing hatchet wound? Does 'he' want to form a successful rock band only to have Iggy venture out on her own to do country songs? Or is it that thing where you pull your scrotum over your penis and then kind of squeeze the blob so it puffs out like a blowfish? In any case, it's gross because she juxtaposes "fish" with talking about her pubic region.

Song: "Suck It Or Not" (2006)

Shouts out to sturdy chins.

Song: UGK "Let Me See It" (2001)

Pimp C's reputation for being "the realest" is well-deserved for many reasons. Never one to sugar coat things, Pimp C details his young ho's bushy sphincter. Perhaps we would have all been better off if he hadn't told us about this. We would all sleep better at night without this image haunting our dreams. But there's a sneaking suspicion that Pimp C enjoyed this sight, judging from his stance on pubic hair from his "Gettin' Some (Remix)" verse: "Hate a baldhead pussy had to let you bitches know/If the shit ain't got no hair on it, I can't fuck" This realization makes it even grosser picturing a lacivious Pimp C staring at "it." But then again, Pimp C knows better than us so we won't argue.

Song: "Do Ya Like" (2010)

If you are not currently in the throes of passion, telling another individual that you are going to cum on them-no matter how clever your pun- is repulsive. It's also not a very good pick-up line. Gambino recognizes his own lapse in decorum by appending his own commentary after the offending line.

Song: B.W.P. "Two Minute Brother" (1991)

Dude are always talking about their penises and how good at sex they are. That's everyday, b. Well, BWP wanted to knock down the male ego a few notches with their hit "Two Minute Brother." Mark raps a few bragadocious bars before enthusiastically proclaiming he's gonna tongue down her butt.

Song: "Still Not A Player" (1998)

Big Punisher is not scared to head south, even if he has to traverse a wild pube taiga to reach the promiseland. Notice that the hairs are everywhere...why? Either the lady in question is sporting a Reggie Watts haircut downtown or she's suffering from female patterned baldness. Both are equally tragic

Song: "Pretty Bitch" (2009)

Milk. That sounds delicious, even if its is highly improbable. However, Lil B did create the world we live in so if he says it was milk, we don't doubt that he somehow turned female ejaculate into milk. A modern day Jesus, that Lil Boss is.

Song: "Go In" (2011)

Shady inverts the patriarchal meme of Crew Love. A bunch of girls standing around while one dude gets turned out and forced to cunnilingus the clique is rather obscene, and we volunteer.

Song: Drake "The Motto" (2011)

What a life Lil Wayne leads-he has to worry about being killed by a wet vagina. Yes, that is a concern he has to live with everyday. The words "butt" and "pussy" aren't necessarily gross by themselves. But the imagery Lil Wayne creates by attaching a swimming metaphor to it turns an otherwise normal Wayne lyric into something very weird and disgusting.

We can see it now: a squall approaches, his only chance for survival is to swim as furious as he can to Butt Island. Lil Wayne forgot his arm floaties and the pussy current is tenacious. "Swim parallel to the pussy to escape the undercameltoe," she yells. Lil Wayne follows her directions and escapes. Exhausted, he crawls onto the shore of Butt Island and kisses it. A crisis averted. Death barely cheated; a close call, indeed.

Song: "Some Cut" (2004)

Pro tip: The best way to catch a nut is receiver gloves and a towel.

Song: "Monopoly" (2011)

It's hard to decide if this is a good or bad thing. The Cool Ranch Doritos tacos are great and this isn't much far removed from that. It's definitely better than nacho cheese, that's for sure.

Song: Snoop Dogg "Drop It Like It's Hot" (2004)

As a preteen hearing this song, you might think he was talking about milk. Unfortunately, you would be wrong. Talking about penis fluid is, on its own, gross but to describe it like Pharrell does makes it even more gross.

Song: "Top Shotter" (1998)

It's like Patrick Swayze's throat pull out move from Roadhouse—except with a butthole.

Song: "212" (2011)

Getting cum on your du-rag might be the saddest thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind throughout all the realms in all the galaxies.

Song: Young Money "Bedrock" (2009)

Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. What we do know, for sure, is that getting the side of your face/ear rubbed on by a dewy lady lotus is off-putting at the least. I mean...swimmer's ear...?

Pro Tip: We've heard through the grapevine that the best way to get a nicely shorn sideburn is to let your chick drag her three-day stubble vaj across them. It's like a Gillette® ProGlide Styler but way better.

Song: "Water" (2007)

Plies is not simply a rapper. He is a prophet. The concept behind "Water" is absurd in its own right, but when Plies gets down to describing the nitty gritty of this particular vagina, it gets a little too real.

Song: "Put It In Your Mouth" (1996)

Akinyele is essentially turning this girl into a Wooly Willy, but instead of metal fillings and a magnet wand, he's using his pubic hairs and penis.

Song: "Smell Yo Dick" (2007)

Though comedic in concept, women have been smelling their man's dick for years to find evidence of infidelity (See: Mötley Crüe fucking burritos to mask the scent of groupie poon from their girlfriends). It's not a terrible way to go about unearthing the truth but it certainly doesn't end well either way.

Here's why:

1) He's cheating, and you now have the musk of another woman's vaginal juices trapped in your olfactory.

2) He's not cheating, and you now have that sweaty-scrote, boiled peanut scent trapped in your olfactory.

Ladies: Stop Smelling Dicks. Track the GPS on his phone instead.

Song: "Eat This" (1990)

The ladies of Hoes With Attitudes are some of the baddest women in hip-hop. They know what they want and aren't scared to tell a dude to eat the ass-and nobody really knows where the nose goes. It's a mystery. Our guess is on and around the perineum.

Song: "Pull My Hair" (2005)

The old White Dragon trick! Kaine (the one with cerebal palsy not the one with the malformed hand) claims to have a 10 ft. pole, which may or may not be a euphemism for 'penis.' "Pull My Hair" is in the same vein as "Wait (The Whisper Song)," and the intimate vibe makes it sound even creepier. Telling a girl you are gonna make cum go through her nasal passages doesn't seem like very good dirty talk. Granted, we've never tried it, maybe it is?

Song: Raekwon "Gihad" (2009)

Not enough people talk about/about having fisting fetishes. If you can fit your whole hand in there like a muppet then it's safe to assume she's not "wife material."

Song: "Cotex" (1991)

Female rappers are always rapping about their menses! We kid; they rap about other stuff, too. If there is one thing that a male doesn't want to hear anything about, it's the innerworkings and discharges of a female's period. Bytches With Problems exploits that idea, and then raps about it in graphic detail. Period blood running down her leg? Period blood flowing up in her butt? We're feeling a bit queasy.

Song: "Nasty Bitch" (1991)

'Sour Cream and Onion' is a very specific scent. Still, Bust Down is not deterred. He powers through the odor only to experience a few queefs for his troubles.

Song: "Adults Only" (1999)

Rick The Ruler dedicated an entire song to anal sex. When Rick calls her butthole "hungry" all we can picture is a Sarlacc. Is it KY Jelly or is it just straight up grape jelly? Here's to hoping it's the latter!

Song: "Mark McGwire" (2013)

Everybody wants to be a drug mule but so few people have the rectal elasticity for it. We toss around the term "drug mule" all the time in jokes about how we are going to sneak liquor into a concert or football stadium but we forget about how disgusting it really is. Future's drug mule poops his product out, ensuring that it's top quality because it traveled from [assuming] Columbia directly to him via colon. His drugs are in such a high demand that he doesn't have time to properly sterilize it or anything! He literally just "wipes that shit off" and gets to wrapping.

Song: "Sex Style" (1997)

Kool Keith has never been shy when it comes to being explicit. The self-proclaimed "Inventor of Horrorcore" manages to get a quasi-cream-pie and analingus reference in one couplet. Something about the word "sperm" makes this lyric infinitely creepier and way more disgusting.

Song: "Tales From The Sexside" (1992)

Choice is perhaps rap's baddest bitch, or at least the original one. On "Tales From The Sex Side" she tells us about the time she sodomized an unwilling gentleman caller. She probably made him sleep in the wet spot afterwards...

Song: "Earl" (2010)

Odd Future's early works are rife with shock lyrics. This particular line from Earl makes it on this list not only because of the phrase and imagery of "ruptured cunt" but also because he says he's going to rummage around in it.

Song: N.W.A "She Swallowed It" (1991)

The N.W.A. representative has found a lady whose depravity knows no bounds. A few bars later, Ren says that her pussy is "more fishy than red snapper," which may or may not be an allusion to the Led Zeppelin Edgewater Inn lore. Is broomstick a broomstick? Or is broomstick a penis? The world may never know.

Song: "Wanna Minaj?" (2008)

Yes, please.

Song: "Look Back At Me" (2008)

Trina isn't really going to pee on this dude...right? We can only hope that she is telling us she is a squirter, and that she is going to shower her innamorato with her gushing fluids. In fairness, that fluid does kind of smell/look like pee. But we digress, the composition of female ejaculate is still heavily debated.

We chose this one over Trina's earlier "Where your blunt?/I can make this pussy smoke" lyric because the former is disgusting and the latter is gross, but still really awesome. We fully endorse extreme facesitting sessions but only with a partner you trust and a previously agreed upon safeword.

Song: "FACK" (2005)

Eminem devoted an entire verse and a coda to the urban legend known as "gerbilling." Having a small rodent bite at your anus doesn't sound enjoyable, let alone if the varmint actually enters your rectum. We shudder just reading those lyrics, and it's even worse when you hear Eminem rapping it in a faux-Cartman accent.

Song: Drake "Miss Me" (2010)

We don't know if we would be so boastful about women who could orally cause Vitiligo. But it might be the highest compliment a fellater could recieve. Wayne's admission of "Ugh, that's nasty" after rapping this should tell you just how gross it is. After all, this is the same man who had a song called "Pussy Monster."

Song: "You Can't Kill Me" (2006)

We've addressed this before, but fishing will never be the same.

Song: "Me & My Bitch" (1994)

Perhaps the most infamous Biggie lyric for all the wrong reasons. We can appreciate the sentiment, but it's creepy as fuck when you hear B.I.G. rap it. Compounding the grossness level is that Biggie starts the song off with this couplet and that breathy "huh" that he lets out after "good."

Song: "I'ma Eat Her A$$" (2012)

Lil Boss doesn't merely lick an anus, he feasts upon the whole ass with the gusto of a wannabe food blogger. He's brining that ass for 24 hours before he puts it in the oven. He's telling the help to use the good china and polish the silverware; it's about to be a seven-course meal. Even though we like to romanticize analingus as the quickest way to a woman's heart, The Based God strips away the allure to remind us that we are essentially tongue-punching a butthole, a place where dookie resides in and around. If The Based God has no qualms with this, neither should we. Mmmm, scrumptious!

Song: "My Neck, My Back (Lick It)" (2002)

Suburban teens everywhere loved the radio-edit version of this song, as it censored all instances of analingus, ejaculate and Ecstasy (coincidentally all the things that make this song incredible). The explict version gets down and dirty with Khia giving very clear directions as to what to do to her crack. Bonus points for the facial and using an ABBA rhyme scheme.

Song: Rocko "U.O.E.N.O." (2013)

This is rape, which is a terrible thing. Also, this line forces you to think of Rick Ross having sex, which is a terrible thing.

Song: "Blowjob Betty" (1986)

We'd be remiss to not include Too $hort in this list. "Blowjob Betty" is certainly one of his more raunchy songs. Murdering a woman by asphyxiating them via ejaculation spurt seems like the most mysognistic way to kill a person.

Song: Eminem "Under The Influence" (2000)

This list could easily be 50 Bizarre lyrics. However, in one of his more classic lines, Bizarre admits to zoophilia, which is shocking in its own right. Making matters worse, Bizarre has impregnated his pitbull with some type of man-dog mutant and now must pay to have it aborted. To recap, Bizarre was able to fit bestiality, trans-species fetus and abortion in one line. Kudos.

Song: "Wide Open" (1994)

THE KID IN THE BEGINNING SAYS HE'S 17 YEARS OLD. We had to include pretty much all of LeShaun's first verse because of how amazing it is. The song itself is about a woman forcefully fingering a dude's butt whether he likes it or not. The misandry is so refreshing. Bonus points for having such a catchy chorus.

Song: "What's Beef?" (1997)

Why would Biggie boast about this? Why would he be friends with a person like Gutter? Child molestation and murder are grotesque, but perhaps the worst part about this lyric is that Gutter doesn't seem to be a very good kidnapper. Usually, you use the kid as leverage for financial gain and then return them semi-unharmed. It would appear Gutter has no interest in that. He just wants to rape and murder children.

Song: "Bring Your Whole Crew" (1998)

We've discussed this at great lengths and cannot figure out why DMX would include this lyric. The song's content doesn't call for horrorcore-esque bragging. He's straight up admitting to necrophilia. Maybe he simply needs to get it off his chest?

Song: Field Mob "Eat 'Em Up Beat 'Em Up" (2006)

Complete and utter bewilderment. There is so much wrong and crazy going on here that it takes a second to even figure out what Chevy P (now known as Smoke) is bragging about. First, he's having sex with a pregnant chick, which is an absolute beautiful, intimate thing if that's your significant other and your baby. For Chevy P, it is not. He is in no way a little weirded out by this. Cool. That's fine. To each is own, we suppose. This is just a little weird.

Second, Chevy P claims to have been practicing safe sex the first time he had sex with this woman. Good. This fact redeems Chevy P somewhat.

Third, Chevy P is relieved that the fetus is a girl. Why would it even matter? It's not like the gender of the baby would really matter except that Chevy P openly welcomes the idea of a baby girl fetus fellating him. In fact, he seems somewhat excited about it. Where as Tyler, The Creator's similar "Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome" line from "Tron Cat" is shock rap and all pathos, this lyric from Chevy P seems all too based on a true story and an fuzzy understanding of the reproductive system.

To recap: Chevy P needed four bars to close out the last verse on the song. He freestyled or wrote down something involving fornicating with a pregnant woman/fetal fellatio then he rapped those words with his mouth. Those words were recorded by an engineer and heard by Shawn Jay, and at no point did anyone involved in the process say "Yo, Chevy, you should do a rewrite right quick because this is a song about telling chicks how freaky we are and we don't want to come off as pedophiles." We're flabbergasted.

Song: "Mr. 187" (2009)

In King Gordy's decade-plus career, he's said some wild stuff. Of course that's what you'd expect from a man who calls himself the "King of Horrorcore. On "Mr. 187," King Gordy waxes poetic about pedophilia and necrophilia. In turn, we are completely grossed out.