Since Twitter launched in spring 2006, millions of users and countless celebrities have signed up to the social network, using and abusing to the point of addiction. While many "verified," celebrity accounts are in fact managed by boring publicists, hip-hop features a healthy share of rappers themselves tweeting only the realest of shit. Not every rapper is built for Twitter, but the few dozen that are stay dropping gems and nonsense on a 24/7/365 basis. These tweets don't stop.
Twitter has proven to be an eventful breeding ground for hip-hop friendship, hip-hop beef, hip-hop ALL CAPS, and hasty declarations that rappers delete three minutes later. My prediction is that Plies' entire Twitter feed makes it into the Library of Congress. Here we've selected his and the rest of your favorite rappers' very best tweets of all time, OF ALL TIME. Until tomorrow.
Puffy Is Exhausted, G
Is still up having Tantric sex! 12 hrs and counting!!!! Let's go people!!!! You can do it! Just relax!! Lol
— Diddy (@iamdiddy) May 2, 2009
Plies Is #Outchea
I'm in Red Lobster with my shirt off nigga eatin on shrimp.....
— Plies (@plies) March 20, 2012
Birdman Explains
I rub my hand 2gather a lot cause my palms stay itchin so I don't scratch I rub.mula krazy. Bitch thts money shit ... http://t.co/cAo1LxpF
— BIRDMAN (@BIRDMAN5STAR) November 1, 2011
Wiz Gives Props
yeezy taught u well...
— Cameron (@wizkhalifa) November 19, 2010
Based God, Based Thirst
@KimKardashian hey its god and i want butt
— Lil B From The Pack (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) September 20, 2009
YG Was Bicken Back, Being Bhaste
I spent my whole summer on Atlanta working on #myKRAZYlife , was turning down pussy & all
— YG (@YG) March 6, 2014
That's "Mr. Mane" To You, Young Man
#career-day pic.twitter.com/8vAYF4qe
— Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) January 30, 2013
. . . And Nothing Was The Same
This shit changed my life in 2006 most talented man on the planet. http://t.co/fra6CCJ9Yi
— Drizzy (@Drake) August 31, 2013
Nicki Is the Real Trap God
Happy #VagDay boyz... #JerkResponsibly #prettygangmakenoise #freaksoniTunes pic.twitter.com/p2jllvls
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) February 14, 2013
Sosa Don't Love You
Ur life aint worth shit But a milkyway
— AlmightySo (@ChiefKeef) November 20, 2012
Warmest Regards From Mr. Me Too
Fuk pusha t and anybody that love em
— Lil Wayne WEEZY F (@LilTunechi) May 24, 2012
Such a Peculiar Insult
U unwavey creature
— French Montana (@FrencHMonTanA) April 6, 2012
Danny Brown's Omnislash
Fuck it if I die right now ... I'm going out like a real nigga ... Playing Final Fantasy XIII
— Danny Brown (@xdannyxbrownx) April 29, 2014
Action Bronson, Rapper, Father
I'm watching my son play baseball and he's in the field adjusting his hat, spitting and grabbing his dick, I'm so proud it's crazy.
— #BRON2ON (@ActionBronson) June 15, 2014
The Realest Tweet Hov Ever Wrote
RT @danieleric17 @S_C_ biggest entrepreneurial tip you've learned? #MCHG [don't listen to anyone, everybody is scared]
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
The Passion of ScHoolboy Q
I don't get it so wHen Jesus came back it was in a EGG??? dat came from a bunny?? I'm lost rigHtnow
— ScHoolboy Q (@ScHoolBoyQ) April 20, 2014
RiFF RAFF Is A Dangerous Influence
KATY CANT BE WiTH ME NO MORE BECUZ HER FRiENDS WONT LET HER pic.twitter.com/4mEfBWUTeC
— RiFF RAFF (@JODYHiGHROLLER) September 8, 2014
Disclaimer: Trick Daddy Is Not a Certified Medical Professional
TIP: Fellas you can't tongue fuck a pussy unless its absolutely fat and juicy.U might split your FRENULUM pic.twitter.com/z5liwSIOfl
— Trick Daddy Dollars (@305MAYOR) August 24, 2013
Rick Ross Will Return in . . . MIAMI NIGHTS
City full of cinematic sexy bitches
— Hood Billionaire (@rickyrozay) May 20, 2014