SZA Shares Story About Getting Fired for Accidentally Eating Weed Brownies

Reminiscing on her old retail jobs before making it as a singer, SZA told a story about the time clothing company Diesel fired her because of "a weed brownie conspiracy."

Tweeting about all the jobs she had in retail before making it as a superstar singer, SZA shared a hilarious story on Sunday morning about the time she got fired for accidentally eating weed brownies.

After revealing that she worked for places like True Religion, Sephora, H&M, and Abercrombie, the Top Dawg Entertainment singer brought up the fact that clothing company Diesel fired her because of "a weed brownie conspiracy."

I forgot Deisel too 😂they fired me over a weed brownie conspiracy 🙄... conspiracy 👌🏾

— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018

SZA says it all started when she walked into work and ran into a co-worker who had brought a container of brownies from home.

Aight so bim. I walk into work and shorty has a full container of brownies she brought from home. Fresh hot .. seems normal 🤷🏾‍♀️

— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018

She opens em in the break room and everybody starts crowding like ooooo aaahhh . She DONT SAY NUFFIN BOUT NO DRUGS

— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018

Unaware that the brownies had marijuana in them, SZA ate two.

Everybody takes one (u know when niggas say everybody it’s really 3 ppl) ..mind u I’m new here ..nobody’s eating the whole thing but MY hungry ass eats TWO like mmmm ya free BREAKFASS !!..30 mins pass🙂

— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018

Then things took a bad turn.

I start to sweat .. I’m looking at niggas across the sales floor they laughing and shit.. I’m like wow I gotta boo boo I’m nauseous I’m 😰😓😨..mind u I ain’t even KNOW...10 more mins pass 🙂

— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018

Reacting to the brownies worse than anyone else, SZA says she looked like she "ATE meth" and told her boss she needed to go to the doctor. In response, SZA's boss fired her and she was left searching for answers in a Mexican restaurant.

Long story short I’m the only one coming out of their actual skin looking like I ATE meth . I get called to the office 😩 I don’t know why this is happening I tell her I need a doctor. She fires me . I spend the rest of the day in a Mexican restaurant searching for answers #SETUP

— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018

The "weed brownie conspiracy" ended up having a happy ending for SZA, though.

Being forced out of the world of retail worked out well for the Grammy-nominated singer, as she just celebrated with fans for passing two billion streams. "Today I found out we 2.3 billion streams deep and a bunch a other cool stuff," SZA wrote on Instagram. "I love my family. I love you all for pressing play at any time. Thank you for this journey."

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