1. "Glory" — Wayne is spitting but like wow, this beat gets seven Zs for putting me to sleep. It works a little better here as an intro than it did when it dropped dolo, though.
2. "He's Dead" — My first thought: "Oh God, is this some Rebirth shit???" But wow, I'm into it. "Rest in peace to the Cash Money Weezy, he's dead." Wayne is really going there off the rip. This Birdman split really has him fucked up on an emo level. What I'm feeling most about this is it doesn't sound like the same Weezy song I've heard 18 times across his last seven projects.
3. "I Feel Good" — Lmao...is this a breakup album??
4. "My Heart Races On" — "Reality bit me, and continues to bite me." :-( Wayne is going through it. This is a lightweight memorial to the good ol YMCMB days. It's getting dusty in here.
5. "London Roads" — This album is so mellow so far. I thought we were feeling good? (Also, London on da Track is bipartisan in this Wayne-Thug schism, I take it?)
6. "I'm That Nigga" — Be careful what you wish for, Frazier. Wtf is this Lil Chuckee ass beat, bruh? What the hell is a HoodyBaby? My uncle just very un-subtly dumped headphones in my lap, I'd better put them on before I get kicked out of the family BBQ.
7. "Psycho" — "I fell asleep in it like Whitney"...
8. "Murda" — Cory Gunz is alive? Junior Reid's hook is basic, but I'm feeling this otherwise. Wayne and company didn't quite murder this, but good effort.
9. "Thinking Bout You" — "Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay/Can't trust these hoes to-day." sjdflsdfjlksdjfklsd Pardon me just had a Sorry 4 the Wait PTSD flashback and passed out on the keyboard.
10. "Without You" — Bibi Bourelly kills this. She wrote Rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money." I don't know if this feature is a step forward or backward, but good for her. Simp Wayne is one of my favorite versions of Weezy.
11. "Post Bail Ballin" — Guess the bail was high because this track sounds like a cheap ass time, cuz.
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12. "Pull Up" — This album is boring me, fast. I need an Independence Day wine cooler to wake me up. Euro had dope bars on that last Young Money tax-write-off group album. It'd be real cool if Wayne could put his technical skills to use for like, a better song.
13. "Living Right" — My cousin just collected $50 from me. I bet against Brick Khalifa and what do you know? He lowkey housed Weezy on this. Wtf is happening?
14. "White Girl" — This song is Modern Wayne in a microcosm. A song in 2015 about cocaine titled "White Girl," over a plodding beat that Wayne nevertheless attacks ("It's Lil Wayne, nigga/I been the shit since Lil Zane, nigga"). One step forward, two steps back. Also, Beyoncé and Solange are, like, not white, my guy. At least stay on theme with the metaphor. Do you even know your Tidal co-owners? Jeezy does work, as the Snowman should on a track dedicated to coke. Overall though, I'd advise listening to their first "White Girl" collab, you know the one that almost made CTE a thing and on which Wayne raps "Got that Lindsay Lohan, and you can just ask Lindsay Lohan." >>>>>>>
15. "Pick Up Your Heart" — And now we're back in Breakup Album mode. This is the best beat on the entire album. Do Cool & Dre even answer the phone for anyone except Wayne these days? This song is great. It might be the only song I will willingly replay after this.