Earlier today, Rolling Stone published a profile on Kid Rock. In case you've lost your grip on the guy, he's gone from '90s era carnival rapper to a figurehead for Wal-Mart America. Consequently, he's probably the only person in the world who's close friends with both Bob Seger and Eminem. The piece is a really great read and totally worth you're time. 

But, we get it, you're busy. So, here are the cliff notes.

He spends a lot of time hunting on his Alabama property with Hank Williams Jr. He texts back and forth with Sarah Palin. And, he has absolutely no idea why Beyoncé is such a pop culture phenomenon. Check out the quote below!

"Beyoncé, to me, doesn't have a fucking 'Purple Rain,' but she's the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one 'Sweet Home Alabama' or 'Old Time Rock & Roll'? People are like, 'Beyoncé's hot. Got a nice fucking ass.' I'm like, 'Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big tits.' Doesn't really fucking do much for me."

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[via Rolling Stone]