Song: "The New Workout Plan" (2004)
Album: College Dropout
Conscious Or Ign'ant?: Ign'ant

"The New Workout Plan" gave the world one of its earliest opportunities to meet Kanye's closest companion, co-writer, and hype man, a/k/a his dong. 'Ye loves a despicable pickup line almost as much as he loves as a lesson in black liberation theology. In a portfolio of punchlines, this is The Color Purple of dumbed-down dick jokes.