John's a musician first. But he's got jokes too. On Valentine's Day 2010 while performing in Toronto, he broke into a hilarious, random-ass rap about a chick that, um, tastes like dessert? You be the judge:

“Baby, you know/ You've got to know/ It's nothing against you/ But you smell like fried dough/ I'm about to let it go/ 'Cause it's Valentine's Day/ Don't you know/ And the more I think about it/ A powdered girlfriend made of funnel cake/ My heart's going to break…” It doesn't make much sense. Nonetheless, the rhymes, along with his rapper gestures, did make the audience laugh.