Original Song: Eazy-E "Boyz-N-The Hood" (1987)


“About to go and damn near went blind/Young niggaz at the path throwin' up gang signs/I went in the house to get the clip/with my Mac 10 on the side of my hip,” and so on and so forth until the stupid bitch with the nappy-ass weave gets pimp-slapped, all sing-songed in the most Weezery white wimp one-modern-rock-hit-wonder-from-college-town (Austin) voice imaginable, with acoustic guitars. A real knee-slapper, right? Placed rather leniently on this list because it actually sounds kind of sad.