Original Song: Liliput "Die Matrosen" (1980)

Bubblegum bandwagon synth-pop Anglophiles, phormed in Philly, whistle their way through an ominous and obscure post-punk B-side by the dadaistic Zurich all-female Rough Trade music-from-scratch combo Liliput (ex-Kleenex), supposedly clinking coins in cups for percussion while cooing about a fellow who blacks out in a pub then gets stood up for a date by a presumably Swiss miss.